January 2011
Text from last night.
random text at 2am. him: “my hand smells like a burrito” me: “it’s call washing your hands with a soap.” him: “i did” me: “then maybe you should just shower.” him: “Nah, there’s no point. Don’t you have something better to do than to tell me to shower? that’s just sad. “ me: ” Don’t you have something...
feels like 2008 all over again
text text text. (:
If You Were Born In The 90s, Just Press Play.
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s.
omg! i never thought bout it!! but ahhh! .. :\
thexfiasco:
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone else’s comments.
If I consider you as one of my good/close friend
celenececiliachang:
kristinconway:
I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL.
I will hit you very often.
I will insult you more than necessary.
I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
I will swear at you 24/7.
I will pull the ugliest faces at you.
I will tell you personal things people probably don’t...
blow-me-cas:
daegutang:
IF YOU WERE A GIRL OF...
Sometimes you don't realize how much you care for...
Multiple reasons why I'm single. →
weeeenhi:
I’ve been asked why am I single by numerous people, because they simply cannot comprehend, why I choose to do what I do.
See I love the idea of being in a relationship—that is, with someone I see myself emotionally compatible with. Actually compatible in numerous ways: In our wants, in our ideals, in our aspirations, and similar taste in music even. All that I can find within a...
That awkward moment when you don't know if your...
littlemissdorkette:
“Twenty years from now you will be more...
antslovestolaugh:
-Mark Twain
2011
I’m never a good friend, daughter, granddaughter, sister, student, and etc. To be honest, i’m lazy as fuck. I don’t know why everyone can put up with me. I whine, I’m always late, I’m not very creative, I’m selfish, and etc. But regardless of all the bad characteristics I have, I feel that.. that’s what makes me who I am. I’m very thankful for...
Please pray and reblog this.
youareaprincess:
I found out today my mother’s brain cancer has spread to her membrane. She has three months left to live at best.
Please pray. I believe in miracles.
